We entertain somewhat of a disturbingly unhealthy obsession with the colour blue, but talk about it against a backdrop of distraught flesh and, well, we might just adopt you.

Photography Ulrike Biets

Valeria fell down the stairs

Valeria fell down the stairs

Uschi bumped into a pole as she was walking on the street

Uschi bumped into a pole as she was walking on the street

Sophie fell over while she was weeding her garden

Sophie fell over while she was weeding her garden

Ben tripped over a dog in the midst of a drunken night

Ben tripped over a dog in the midst of a drunken night

Sebastian cut himself accidentally

Sebastian cut himself accidentally

Laurence’s pinky toe was squashed between his bike and a wall

Laurence’s pinky toe was squashed between his bike and a wall

Marieke was badly bruised by a serum injection after going to the hospital for a gastrointestinal bleeding

Marieke was badly bruised by a serum injection after going to the hospital for a gastrointestinal bleeding

A stranger after a street fight

A stranger after a street fight

A stranger after a street fight

A stranger after a street fight

Seppe tried to uncork a bottle of wine against a tree in the park

Seppe tried to uncork a bottle of wine against a tree in the park

Below are some of the pictures you weren’t supposed to see.

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